Friday, November 17, 2006

USA, dammit!

So I tried some of that Darjeeling tea today. That stuff ain't from India... it's from the muthafuckin' USA! From the makers of Earl Grey which isn't even produced in England for chrissakes. It's made in the muthafuckin' USA! Ginseng Tea, Sumatra Coffee, etc., all of this junk is made in the muthafuckin' USA!

What the hell am I talking about?

I need to smoke of that stuff the other guy was smoking when he was talking about how awesome his job is. That author is one major nutjob, and I think I've outdone his nutjobbiness.

when-work-is-not-option

http://www.mu-m-bo.blogspot.com/2006/10/
when-work-is-not-option.html



PS: This is a blog written by some one who is shit pained about his work. Not just that, he is also frustrated because he likes to write stories that too pretty long one. But now a days people are avoiding him because of his long labourious and philosophical banterning.
I hope you will enjoy it.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

I love my job!

You can call me workoholic or nerdy if you want to. But the fact is that I like my job. no, that's an understatement. I LOVE my job.
I cannot believe that I am saying this. But this is true. I am fully addicted to my job. I cannot image what my life will look like if some one take away my job from me.
Imagine: what will I do on a weekday (why not weekend?), if I have no office to go to? things to do, finish off work before dead line or meetings to attend (I love meetings!!! we can get so much work done!!!) and worst of all, NO coffee breaks! That is one pathetic life.
I like to wake up early in morning, I like the adranaline rush that I have when I have to speed so that I can make it in time for my morning meetings. Most of all, I like to work long hours and on weekends so that we can meet dead line. That is so awesome! It makes me feel good, it makes me feel important, It gives me a satisfaction that I did some thing great and my boss is gonna be very happy and will soon promote me. or atleast, I can expect a nice raise. I know I will, because my boss will take care of me.

I don't understand why people bitch about their work or their boss. Boss is a awesome homosepien! an angel in disguise, my guess is that the only reason; there exist an entity know as boss is to make your life easier. Boss is there to take good care of you. Boss will make sure your contribution does not go unnoticed. Boss will make sure that you get to work on things that you like to do. Ofcourse, you need to keep your part of the deal and keep your boss happy and not bitch to your boss.

People say to me, why the heck are you working so hard! why don't take a break, go on a vacation or some thing! Are these people out of their mind!!!! I am WORKING!!! I don't have time to do stupid things like going out and hanging out with bunch of loosers who call themself to be my friend, why should I go to a movie or to a party when I can dedicate the same time to create a great marvelous presentation that will blow the mind off my client and my company will get yet another huge contract!

Yeah, I can go on for pages and pages about how I love my job and how people should not waste their time on stupid parties and stuff.
But I think I have made my point loud and clear.
LIFE IS WORK AND WORK IS LIFE!!!