Do you want one of these?

Technology is advancing and so is the creativity of the crazy people!!!!

Some dude came up with this flash drive, do you wanna have it?

No wonder our perception of beauty is distorted

WOW! is what I said when I looked at the banner at the end of clip!!!
Then I saw the whole clip and yes, I said WOW again.



In Case you cannot watch it:
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This tastes so great!

Ever happened to you?
You are invited to a pot luck party. You think that this is the chance to show to the world how awesome cook you are. You can create magic and can make the most delicious dessert.
But then some thing goes wrong and it hits you! You realize that every one will be eating what you cook and then they will have comments about your cooking. It makes you nervous, your hands go numb and you start to panic. In an attempt to put your best foot forward you over do things, while trying to create magic you end up creating a disaster (rememer those science labs in high school?). So now what you have is overcooked, some what burnt dish which tastes like crap (figuratively speaking, not that I know how it will taste).
After debating for a long time about should you take it or not for the pot luck you decide to take it, simply because its not some thing that people ever had before and what the heck do they know how it should taste like.

Now, you are at potluck with your dessert, you realize that there are few people in there that DO know how it should taste like.
But still you are confident!!!
Why, because you still can rely on the basic courtesy of peoples :) You know they will never say that it tastes like crap on your face! They will feel like throwing up, but will have a smile on their face and will say that it tastes so great!
You know no one will say that is sucks on your face, but the Courteousy coefficients of people vary, here are some comments that I have recieved so far:
- its nice
- its awesome (some guy who never ate that thing, hehahaha)
- its delicious
- its exotic (now, this is a deplomatic response, that guy know food sucks and is letting you know in his/her own way)
- this is the best dessert I ever had, smell that smell!!!! Can you pass me the recepie? (now this guy has NO IDEA what he/she is eating).


It has happened to me (and will happen in very very near future again!) and I am quite sure that it happened to you as well!

Don't Know

There are few habbits that people take up for no apparant reason.
I took up smoking just like that. If some one asks me why I started smoking? My honest answer will be I don't know. I have absolutely no clue why I started smoking. It just happened that one fine day I was sitting outside my room in my undergrad dorm and was smoking.
And now after 6 years of smoking, I have decided to quit!!!! Again, I don't know why I am quitting. All I know is that it is not because I am concerned about my health. Yeah I am concerned about my heath, but that is not the reason for quitting.
Why am I quitting? I guess because I am fed up of smoking? or is it because I want to see if I can quit? I don't know.

Well, they say smokers are good at quitting. There is a proof of that as well. They quit every night!!!
Lets see how long can I be a non-smoker... I will definitly not commit to never ever smoking again but yeah chances of me smoking again are quite small:)

OK, this blog was taking very nasty and gross form which I didn't intended it to be. That is the reason we have this post in here:)

Most boring/irritating moments???

What are the most boring or irritating moments you ever had while at work?
Here is my take on them, they are not in specific order feel free to rearrage as they apply to you:)

1. When you are working on some data stuff and this thing is taking awefully long time. you have nothing else to do, but to stare at your screen.

2. In a meeting, when you have got nothing to say but you are there because some dumb fellow sent you meeting invite.

3. you are working, you are super efficient and due to your super-man/women skills you crash excel!!! You are totally frustated, ready to bomb this place but you are happy as well, because you crashed excel Yepee!!!!

4. In a project meeting, when you are pushed against the wall by dead line and your boss is having all those crazy ideas about things to do and its your neck on the line.

5. When you are working as a substitute for some one else. That chap wrote thousands of line of code with no instructions. All you do while you substitute is: wonder about what the f**k is that guys problem in life.

6. Waiting for your manager/supervisor to look at the stuff you did. this is one of the most frustrating part. No matter how efficient you are, no matter how awesome your work is. your boss HAVE TO HAVE inputs and things to change. Remember, things are never perfect the way you do them!

7.clicking on a folder in outlook and waiting for the switch to happen.

8. Coffee... Believe it or not... Whole corporate world will collapse the day we ran out of coffee. You slogged your ass off, your boss does not appriciate you or you simply want to take a break and bitch about some thing, coffee is your best friend!!!! Nice, relaxing and gets you high. But what if you go to the kitchen and are filling up your coffee mug and the machine dies on you.....thats it!!! thats the end of story, I cannot take any more, I am fine if my boss is screwing me but I need that DAMN CUP OF COFFEEEEEEEE


Thats all I can think of folks. As you know I love my job so there are not that many boring/irritating moments in my lift.
What the f**k, how can someone be bored at job!!!!!!!!!!!

USA, dammit!

So I tried some of that Darjeeling tea today. That stuff ain't from India... it's from the muthafuckin' USA! From the makers of Earl Grey which isn't even produced in England for chrissakes. It's made in the muthafuckin' USA! Ginseng Tea, Sumatra Coffee, etc., all of this junk is made in the muthafuckin' USA!

What the hell am I talking about?

I need to smoke of that stuff the other guy was smoking when he was talking about how awesome his job is. That author is one major nutjob, and I think I've outdone his nutjobbiness.

when-work-is-not-option

http://www.mu-m-bo.blogspot.com/2006/10/
when-work-is-not-option.html



PS: This is a blog written by some one who is shit pained about his work. Not just that, he is also frustrated because he likes to write stories that too pretty long one. But now a days people are avoiding him because of his long labourious and philosophical banterning.
I hope you will enjoy it.

I love my job!

You can call me workoholic or nerdy if you want to. But the fact is that I like my job. no, that's an understatement. I LOVE my job.
I cannot believe that I am saying this. But this is true. I am fully addicted to my job. I cannot image what my life will look like if some one take away my job from me.
Imagine: what will I do on a weekday (why not weekend?), if I have no office to go to? things to do, finish off work before dead line or meetings to attend (I love meetings!!! we can get so much work done!!!) and worst of all, NO coffee breaks! That is one pathetic life.
I like to wake up early in morning, I like the adranaline rush that I have when I have to speed so that I can make it in time for my morning meetings. Most of all, I like to work long hours and on weekends so that we can meet dead line. That is so awesome! It makes me feel good, it makes me feel important, It gives me a satisfaction that I did some thing great and my boss is gonna be very happy and will soon promote me. or atleast, I can expect a nice raise. I know I will, because my boss will take care of me.

I don't understand why people bitch about their work or their boss. Boss is a awesome homosepien! an angel in disguise, my guess is that the only reason; there exist an entity know as boss is to make your life easier. Boss is there to take good care of you. Boss will make sure your contribution does not go unnoticed. Boss will make sure that you get to work on things that you like to do. Ofcourse, you need to keep your part of the deal and keep your boss happy and not bitch to your boss.

People say to me, why the heck are you working so hard! why don't take a break, go on a vacation or some thing! Are these people out of their mind!!!! I am WORKING!!! I don't have time to do stupid things like going out and hanging out with bunch of loosers who call themself to be my friend, why should I go to a movie or to a party when I can dedicate the same time to create a great marvelous presentation that will blow the mind off my client and my company will get yet another huge contract!

Yeah, I can go on for pages and pages about how I love my job and how people should not waste their time on stupid parties and stuff.
But I think I have made my point loud and clear.
LIFE IS WORK AND WORK IS LIFE!!!